Behold, ye mighty, the works of Dr. Brontosaurus, and despair.
Bloody Mary (2 oz. Vodka, dash horseradish, dash Worcestershire sauce, top with homemade spicy tomato juice, in a glass with salted rim, cracked black pepper; garnished with celery stick, pickled beet wedge, smoked pickled garlic, sweet hot pickle slice, lime wedge, pepper stuffed olives) [That was exhausting to type]